Monday, 8 June 2009

Can You, Reader, Please, Tell Me What Just Happenned?

I don't have time to YM due to my awkward nocturnal habits, and also habits of getting bored in the middle of conversations, and, the fact that most of the time I will be at Universitas Islam Antarabangsa Malaysia's FC, not behind my RM25 keyboard.

Tell me reader, esp- fanah, malik, what just happenned. -and, dont give corny sentences like 'he loves you' and 'he's just showing that he cares', because that is bullshit, and i stopped believing in bullshit al ong time ago. 

Let me give you details.
The time is 10.17a.m., i am at home. I woke from a nightmare earlier at 8.14a.m., and once again after that, around 8.30a.m., due to another dream.

The Third time i woke up, was when my father was shouting at me. And he shouted ; "lot bangun, taufiq nak datang, dengan 'family' dia"
-note 1; its nice to know someone still has a family
So i say to my dad, in an ordinary tone, the tone of someone who just woke up, "kejap lagi la, bagi lot masa sikit"
-note 2; i am the only one of my 3 siblings, who says 'lot bangun kejap lagi la', and actually wakes up, and my dad said this, not myself, i am only quoting
But then my dad acts weird, and thus becoming and developing 'super-lancau' like ability, "apa ni, apa pasal marah, kurang hajar betul"
I reply "lot tak marah la ayah...." (in a sleepy non-marah tone)
But my dad walks out, while 'berzikir' "kurang hajar" (or so i think, because i could only see him but not hear him)

Ok, let me tell you the reasons why i slept late, one by one.
1- i wanted to chat with syafiq
2- i wanted to annoy malik
3- i wanted to wait for 'ayah' to come back, and ask him where he's been, and why he's so late, and why, he didn't sms to tell where he was.

Now, see one of the three reasons above, and tell me, which one do you think was ACTUALLY the reason.

But, i was stupid, because, 'ayah' never even came home yesterday. Aduh Lotfi, staying up late to wait for dad again? Idiot, dad's not coming home.
I wish some stranger would some up to me, slap me, and say "weh bodoh, buat apa ko penat-penat berjaga, ayah ko tak balik la malam ni, bapak bodoh ko pergi tunggu, bodoh bahlul. ko bahlul bait"
(lol b-ahlul bait". i do not mean to insult the ahlul bait, but it seems that i am part of a stupid house ((if bait does mean house)) ) lol
BRACKETS!!! lol

Cheer me up, Let me down. wasalam.

Saturday, 6 June 2009

You Guessed It

I entered the small, air-conditioned room, filled with twenty people inside. One pencil in my hand, the other hanging by my right ear. Everyone began to write down their name and matrix numbers, but i waited. like i did in school, i waited for everyone to start, then only i would begin. i read prayers to ask Him to give me success, as He has many times. The sound of people around me flipping pages was almost synchronized, almost as though that had trained hours to get the sound right.

I began the English Placement Test, and planned not to check my answers, for i was sleepy. i had dozed off, but only for a couple of minutes. Then i began my essay, whereby an argumentative topic was given. Families should have pets. Do you agree? hell no. i didn't have any points yet, but a feeling in my gut told me to disagree, and i did, and i did not regret doing so.

It is now monday, the 1st of June. I am in the Al-Malik Faisal Hall, listening to a career talk on Biomedical Science and Bio... I can't remember... I was asleep... Then an SMS had awoken me from my 2-hour sleep... "ko arab level 1, english ko kena duduk listening and speaking"

Syukur, L/S... The highest grade i could have achieved, i smiled, and the people beside me asked me why i was smiling like an imbecile. Thus i answered them, saying the EPT results have gone out. 'pendek cerita', i am exempted from taking english classes. So i smiled. 

People who i know walk by me and say "exempted sioooot" and i do the only thing that comes to mind, which is say "leks ah bro" . Only two people taking physical science are exempted, which makes me even happier. 

(exempted in this context means i do not have to take english classes because i am already proficient in the language, alhamdulillah)

I've been smiling alot lately. 


TIPS FOR THE ENGLISH PLACEMENT TEST UIA
>> do not waste time on one question, the basics must be mastered.


ie>> he she it , uses "is". we, you, uses "are", i uses "am"
>> vocabulary must be mastered at a not so high level, so reading newspapers help alot
>> for the essay, just keep handwriting tidy, and dont try to be bombastic. insyaAllah you will succeed. 


all the best
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