Can You, Reader, Please, Tell Me What Just Happenned?

I don't have time to YM due to my awkward nocturnal habits, and also habits of getting bored in the middle of conversations, and, the fact that most of the time I will be at Universitas Islam Antarabangsa Malaysia's FC, not behind my RM25 keyboard.

Tell me reader, esp- fanah, malik, what just happenned. -and, dont give corny sentences like 'he loves you' and 'he's just showing that he cares', because that is bullshit, and i stopped believing in bullshit al ong time ago. 

Let me give you details.

The time is 10.17a.m., i am at home. I woke from a nightmare earlier at 8.14a.m., and once again after that, around 8.30a.m., due to another dream.

The Third time i woke up, was when my father was shouting at me. And he shouted ; "lot bangun, taufiq nak datang, dengan 'family' dia"

-note 1; its nice to know someone still has a family

So i say to my dad, in an ordinary tone, the tone of someone who just woke up, "kejap lagi la, bagi lot masa sikit"

-note 2; i am the only one of my 3 siblings, who says 'lot bangun kejap lagi la', and actually wakes up, and my dad said this, not myself, i am only quoting

But then my dad acts weird, and thus becoming and developing 'super-lancau' like ability, "apa ni, apa pasal marah, kurang hajar betul"

I reply "lot tak marah la ayah...." (in a sleepy non-marah tone)

But my dad walks out, while 'berzikir' "kurang hajar" (or so i think, because i could only see him but not hear him)

Ok, let me tell you the reasons why i slept late, one by one.

1- i wanted to chat with syafiq

2- i wanted to annoy malik

3- i wanted to wait for 'ayah' to come back, and ask him where he's been, and why he's so late, and why, he didn't sms to tell where he was.

Now, see one of the three reasons above, and tell me, which one do you think was ACTUALLY the reason.

But, i was stupid, because, 'ayah' never even came home yesterday. Aduh Lotfi, staying up late to wait for dad again? Idiot, dad's not coming home.

I wish some stranger would some up to me, slap me, and say "weh bodoh, buat apa ko penat-penat berjaga, ayah ko tak balik la malam ni, bapak bodoh ko pergi tunggu, bodoh bahlul. ko bahlul bait"

(lol b-ahlul bait". i do not mean to insult the ahlul bait, but it seems that i am part of a stupid house ((if bait does mean house)) ) lol

BRACKETS!!! lol

Cheer me up, Let me down. wasalam.