Sunday, 12 July 2009

Pabila Super Lancau Mengorak Langkah

Today lets look back on an istilah which I seldom use, but is so relevant in our daily lives; Super Lancau

Super Lancau
is a new form of lancau, which causes frustration, anger, and is the cause of "SL" is simply because of stupidity. SL is triggered by stupidity (or rudeness).

I woke up on Thursday, late as usual. It was Mafia who woke me up if I am not mistaken. As I looked outside my room, I saw the others had already worn their 'go-to-class' attire. So I quickly got myself up, to take my 'kerbau-like' shower.

As I wash brushing my teeth, I remembered my roommate was still sleeping, so I told my other roommate to wake him. And as I was about to finish brushing my teeth, he entered the toilet, and entered the shower; which I was abou to enter.

Now try say it aloud, cuba sebut kuat-kuat, S-U-P-E-R L-A-N-C-A-U
Yes, it was frustrating because I was already late. And the person who i woke up delayed me even more. It is like Kacang Lupakan Kulit, but a Super Lancau version.

Because the only shower was occupied, I went to the empty room beside mine. The room is empty, and used only when my friend wants to play with his remote control car. BUT, the shower was occupied.

I knocked on the door
'oih lama lagi ke?'
> 'takdeeeeeeeeeeeeeelah, kejap je'

I didn't know whom it was, but i waited for him. Turns out, he had only started showering. I could see his hand reach for his Body Wash which he had placed on the toilet wall.

Sekarang adik-adik, cuba ikut abang, sebut S-U-P-E-R L-A-N-C-A-U
Damn. A very frustrating morning.

2 comments:

Farhanah Izani said...

what a kejam SL kacang...

hazium said...

gune ahh sinki.. ko kn slalu buat..

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