Sunday, 30 August 2009

A Look At The Past (Super Lancau Series)

This is The Super Lancau's 4th Post

From now on, every week or so there will be a Super Lancau Post, dedicated to the Super Lancau species, which thrive the world we live in today. Society is flooded with SLs.

This week, I shall share something personal, something which I have never shared with anyone before, but I shall leave it on the internet for all to read (and rate).

It is a Monday.
It is approximately 6.50-ish, and the sky glows an eerie orange. Today class ended late, so none of my roomates go jogging or play footy, they all camp in room 2503, reading, sleeping, playing games referring to myself), playing the guitar, and SHITTING (referring to Super Lancau).

It seems that Super Lancau's diet has a high intake of Sulphur, and maybe also some Ammonia and other Nitrogen based compounds.

For those who don't study chemistry, what im trying to say is that Tandas bau macam SIAL.

The Gods of Shitting were not on my side that day, because fate had decided that I had to take a major long Shit that day,

I entered the small bathroom with my boxers on, and the Heat of the Ammonium Sulphide began to seep into my lining of hingus. The heat and the smell was horrid, and I think it made my eyes burn - lol, just kidding.

Anyway, what I'm trying to say is, I had to cangkung (squat) for 15 or so minutes, whilst having to NOt ONLY withstand Super Lancau's SHIT smell + heat, but also MY OWN SHIT smell (but no heat aura).

It was a day which I remember as DARK MONDAY, or SHITTY MONDAY.


notes dan catatan tambahan -

-I have checked my blood at Sex 7 clinic for traces of Ammoniousuperlancau-sulphide (IIX), and though I have inhaled dangerous doses of the gas, i am still fertile as a stallion
-I am running out of ideas again


Anonymous said...

sooo disgusting but funny!!

Malyque (عبد الملك محمود مناف) said...

let's just say that this entry was purely lost your muse ey lot?

see the boxes at the bottom (of the post) ? Tick one if you have the time. Because if the genre is disliked, similar posts won't be done. thanks. btw fuck nuffnang.