You Can Lick My Balls

Please do not be offended by the title, or reminisce on one of your 'adventures'. Read, and have fun.

I am sitting at the corner of the class, and it is freezing. My friend Zi Yong is sitting beside me (i think), and my other friends are scattered in the class. It was time for language class, and i tried desperately to halt my self from falling asleep.The aircond was freezing my balls off, and there I sat, with my hands once in a while trying to defrost my frozen testicles.

Foreign language was a class i enjoyed, for other people's pronunciation and sentence structures make them sound as though they are either saying something very explicit, or something very stupid; in short, foreign language is  the time for me to laugh my frozen balls off at others due to their shitty pronunciation (though mine isn't perfect).

It was time for another OoBung (exercise) to be discussed, and I had completed mine, so i returned to attending to defrosting the scrotum of my family jewels, whilst the others started to panic and discuss. I smiled, but tried to keep myself from putting on a snobbish face,


And so;
it came the time for little TYK, to read his sentence. TYK wanted to say "You can put the ball on the table", which was "Du kannst mein Ball liegen"
but what he said was much and by far something that kept me awake for the whole 2 hours...
he said

"Du kann ligt mein ball (s) lol"

what it sounded like was

You Can Lick mine Balls

 So I laughed, because this boy wasnt normally bad at foreign languages, but today, he seemed to be somewhat "thirsty" and/or "horny" lol.

I laughed at that moment. I cried at that moment. I laughed and cried at the same time, and so did my friend whom was as competent as myself at foreign languages, "Machattramalley"

And so that was how the day ended, by a boy in my class asking for someone to lick his balls. ( i think hes gay cus there are only 2 girls and around 13 boys in the class ). Toodleoos