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You know what i saw the other day?
I want to share something i saw few years ago, it was a signboard iwth a moral value, and because i friend laughed his socks off while reading it, i wanna share it
i once used to complain taht i had no shoes, til i saw a man with no feetSomehow, being around 8-10, that was hilarious.
this was also hilarious
give a man a fish, he will eat for a day, teach a man to fish , he will eat for a lifetimeThe one above didn't make me laugh as long as it did with the no feet guy. but now i see that it was important. remind me to learn to fish.
another thing is taht ...
I went out the other day, and i saw a guy in shorts, and those shoes with petak petak petak petak petak hitam putih hitam putih hitam putih, then he wore a polo tee, one size smaller than what he should be wearing, then, i looked to his kaki ( there are more than 6 petak at his shoes, i just albelled 6 though)
no bulu, and i was thinking, dia ni shave ke, dia ni memang genetik xde bulu. why wear shorts when you got no bulu? if at alam shah you got no bulu then you are not a man, and so i believe so too. why wear shorts when you have no bulu.
you know what me and my friend did at the wayang other day, we watched princess and the frog. macam asshole la dia. i asked him to buy storm warrior, he said "aku x suka la ceriat fantasy," *cerita
then he bought princess of the frog. wtf. you are messed up la bro. princess n the frog tu ibu segala fantasy kot. mothr****
then while waiting for the show, we stood outside, rating perempuan.
"tu 4... ko tgk ah.. ass dia..." .. damn.. he was right... "weh ko tgk orang tu.. muka pecah kot... awek lawa plak.. babi"... i said "ko tgk orang cina tu... gemuk ... aku tak kesah dia cina ke melayu ke india ke.... ko tgk awek dia.. lawa.. babi gemuk"..
- babi gemuk...
its not fair how orang muka pecah n orang gemuk get some good girls... damn... shouldnt be that way...
- 19-2001, jom