Tuesday, 9 February 2010

My Idol

I have an idol

He says alot.

He quotes alot.

He promises alot.

He delivers more.

I'm Not Saying Who My Idol Is Though.

It's A Mystery. It Builds Suspense If I Keep It To Myself. But I Bet You Can Guess Who He Is.


I Was Reading The OnlineNewspaper Cause I Am Saving Money To Buy Something.

http://thestar.com.my/news/story.asp?file=/2010/2/9/nation/5641190&sec=nation

In Case Your Mouse Is Retarded, I'll Paste What I Read.

Focus on innovation and speed, says Najib


PUTRAJAYA: Creative and innovative thinking, as well as speed in making decisions and executing policies, are the keys to achieving the Government’s “Four Pillars” agenda, Datuk Seri Najib Tun Razak said.
The Prime Minister said the four pillars – the 1Malaysia concept, the Government Transformation Programme (GTP), the New Economic Model and the 10th Malaysia Plan – could only be a success if civil servants embraced them, used their creativity and innovation, and were quick and efficient in executing the agenda.
 I Only Read The Headline Cause The Mouse Scroll Was Retarded.

From The Title, I Made Assumptions As Usual.

They Were:

1. Lets Not Focus On Quality, Lets Only Get The Job Done As Possible. No Matter How Shitty The Quality Is, SPEED IS THE MOST IMPORTANT.

2. Lets Be Innovative, IE: Copy Others, But Make Minor Adjustments. IE: Lets Make More Shitty Proton Cars. Which Are Supposed To Be Mitsubishi Standard, But SUCK MORE.

3. Lets Suck Together, But Look More Professional In Sucking, And, Also SUCK With More Effort and SUCK With Slogans To SUCK By.

4.Suck

3 comments:

John Loo said...

Don't you mean suck together as one race? 1Malaysia la dude XD

John Loo said...

Don't you mean suck together as one race? 1Malaysia la dude XD

izi said...

1Malaysia my ass

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