u have more reasons to hate me now

so me, being me kan.

i am a dick.

a bi fat veiny dick. imagined? shoudlnt have.

a reason to smile and hate me today.

im sorry i used the chat session w/o consent.

but i just HAD to do it. was funny. for me la

Nope, not me

i'm not into politics. i was, then i lost interest. its like that game of football you really like, for me, lets say, it was Chelsea vs Arsenal at Stamford Bridge earlier this year. This is sort of a semi anthology.

So Arsenal are passing the ball, then Ramires challenges Alex Song, a clear foul, play should not continue. Arsenal should get a free kick. but not, play goes on. And Drogba scores. Alex Song is furious. The cameraman focuses on Ramires.

The Guilty man, but he does nothing. So what do i do?

i get fed up. ITS SHIT LIKE THIS then i stopped watching the game. cause. its corrupt. its spoiled. alot like politics. full of bullshit. i WAS into it, until that point. you know? that point? where some people play dirty. its politics. it cant be any dirtier can it.

So now, my main point is, what the does


rakyat didahulukan, pencapaian diutamakan

mean?

like any son, i asked my dad. he said, well... you dont wanna know what he said... cause i barely remember anyway, so i googled it HERE


then i got here


you can say what you want, you can debate whether didahulukan or diutamakan is > or < than the other. but for me, its, you know... semi-lol...its ... an oxymoron <(improper use)... you know? its ALMOST exactly? you know? lol...

anyway, yeah, this year, i wanna know what this slogan means. it contradicts itself, as of the moment. that is. you can tell me otherwise. but i doubt its true. diutamakan? didahulukan? dipentingkan? diletaklebihpentingkan? difokuskan? diskopkan?

remember?

so one day, i get a friend request.

its a girl, that i dont know, she doesnt wear a tudung, i dont recall her face. she wearing eyeliner. konon gothic.

and i think to myself;
how on go's earth did i become a friend to someone like this? most of my friends arent girls ,and the ones which are are not people who wear eyeliner. or chelak. and dont wear low hanging dresses.

so i do the next step, which is see the mutual friends. then see, taht this is girl used to study in the same school as i did. so i just accept her request. out of, you know, konon kindness.

so one day, i see a name i dont remember on that chat box thing. turned out it was her. so i asked her


"sapa nih, tak ingat pun"


"alah, ko tak ingat punya"

so like, oh okay,


"cuba ko ingatkan aku, ko ni siapa, classmate ke? penah tution skali ke? ada peristiwa ke?"


"tak, langsung tak."

so i was like...wow..then who the f*ck is she... so i ask her


"kita pernah bercakap ke x?, sekali pun?"


"tak...tak pernah cakap..."

so like, after chatting about where she is studying at the moment and all, i say some other shit which makes me look like a jerk. which i am. i deny this not. so anyway, she ends up saying


"kau ni dari dulu, tak pernah berubah!!"


she nagged some more, but being the person i am, i dont tend to remember nags.

and,,,like the angry bald man i am,  marah la. its cause. she didnt even talk to me before in school. even if she did, it was 9 or 10 years ago. what does she mean by saying 'i havent changed' if she didnt know how i was?

if it happens once or twice, then tak kesah.
it happens ALL the time. people i chat with always say 'i havent changed' even though we were never close, like, ever. it happened in sekolah menengah aswell. you meet people from other schools who heard rumours of how you were like a few years ago.

they all say


KAU NI, TAK PERNAH BERUBAH


well im sorry if i havent. if everyones saying it, it must be true, eh?
NOT: (its not. jsut because  1million people eat shit doesnt make eating shit right. i hate the above concept)

Comic: Random

STRONG LANGUAGE. MUDAH TERASA.

Comic: Losing Wait, eh?

THIS IS A TRUE STORY. CHANGED A LOT OF OTHER STUFF. SO PEOPLE WONT TERASA. 

good. night.

COOL

Let me show you something. its something you probably already know, but i'll show you anyway. I'll show you why the internet is handy. 

Lets say you want to know the meaning of something. I always use this handy trick in google, where you go

THIS << CLICK. See? its the 'define:' thing. quite handy.

i used to go to reference.com but it was leceh. this one has a compiled definition.

now i introduce you to the stupid lame old textbook trick, the CTRL+Enter.

lets say, you wana type a url. but too lazy to type the www.+++++.com the 'www.com'. so you type ur url, lets say, google, then go, CTRL + ENTER. It will automatically add WWW.COM. lets say you want .NET instead of.COM. then go, CTRL + SHIFT

then this is the last one. 

i dont like sharing with people i dont know.

but here it is.

www.lmgtfy.com

you can now do wat i did to look cool, and make you look lazy

as u can see , i didnt color or blod shit in this post. define: laziness sket.

Wira Tungau

Usually its the old people, who look at their children, grow up, and then go

"oh, look how fast they grow. it felt like yesterday. i feel like i was teaching him.her to walk yesterday. now shes so big. has his her own child"

i thought it was stupid. i never felt that way before. cause i dont have a little brother or little sister. but almost everything thats sad and stupid works both ways.

So my brother was going back home, after coming over to sort of hang out during the weekends. So as he was reversing his car and what not, i felt like it was yesterday that i climbed his shoulder and bit him.

felt like yesterday he came back from school, and taught me my first English swear word.

felt like yesterday we jaga anak burung puyuh.

and everytime he goes back, it would be me and my mother, waving goodbye. my mum smiling, to her only granddaughter. and her only granddaughter smiling back.

and everytime we balik kampung, as i am driving the car, and my dad sits beside me, before he dozed to sleep, he would say

'dulu rasa macam ramai sangat. ada 3 anak je. tapi smua gerak-gerak. bising-bising. rasa macam ada 5 anak. tapi sekarang...'

you could tell he was sad. he would use that voice. that voice that he misses his children so much. he would turn his body to the left a little. but what hurts the most would be that big sigh.

he'd inhale, and exhale. that long. and deep. sigh.

then he would fell asleep, as the family of 3 headed back to the kampung. remembering what was.

PLAYLIST: DECEMBER 2010

DECEMBER PLAYLIST BECAUSE HAVE NO IDEAS FOR DRAWING WRITING

10. Voxtrot - Raised by Wolves

9. Owl City - Vanilla Twilight - lol

8. Taylor Swift - Back to December

7. The Script - For The First Time

6. Powderfinger - My Happiness

5. Toploader - Dancing in the Moonlight

4. Tokio Hotel - 1000 Oceans - lol

3. The Click Five - Empty

2. Pesawat - Excuse Me

1. Mike Posner - Please Don't Go - Hands Down Song of December. Sorry Taylor Swift.

note: (the list isnt in order, except number 1 in fact. all songs are great. im sort of sad most of them are mainstream)

Comic: True Story Amira

NAMES HAVE BEEN CHANGED. LANGUAGE HAS BEEN CHANGED TO SUIT READERS. NOT SUITABLE FOR PEOPLE. ALL PEAPOL.

TRUE STORY

note: kids name was not amira

note punya note: if you dont get the joke im sorry, it wasnt funny

Semi Comic: Lot.TV.ORG

THIS semi-COMIC IS NOT SUITABLE FOR PEOPLE WHO DONT HEAR SONGS WHICH ARE WORTH LISTENING TO. RIHANNA FANS, EMINEM FANS. U HAVE BEEN WARNED

ORIGINAL LYRICS HERE 

its not finny then im sorry. ran out of good ideas.

TIL DAE

yesterday night, at 12:00a.m. i received a message from my classmate. He's, what we call, the gay classmate. He's gay, alright. He has photos of guys not wearing clothes in this phone.

But i don't care, he's sweet, and thats all that counts.

Yesterday, unlike the other people, he sent me a sweet message.

Saying merry xmas.

I was,... in love? chewah..kimak rams.. no lar... its sweet... you see... cause other people didnt bother... at least i know someone out there still cares... instead of jsut baking stuff and playing games, someone took their time to send a short yet meaningful sms.

Thanks chin keong lolz

WHAT IS ALG?

I, as an ALG Student, am proud somebody cared to ask. So here, is the most appropriate and most 'tepat' answer.

ALG, is band of brothers.

We all walk side by side, nobody is left behind. We're one for all, and all for one.

ALG, is a breath of life. Its the sound of the air brushing your hair when driving by the beach. Its the feel of your child's bottom, after you have applied talcum powder.

ALG is the feeling you get when you hear that joke you always liked. Laughter, happiness, joy. Its all these t things.

But ALG is also a challenge, where we have to man up. And grab life by the balls. Hardly do people go through ALG without getting that extra layer of skin.

But most of all, ALG is a sad, long, and boring journey. All people who undergo ALG shed a tear, lose a friend, and other loved ones. Its a journey you see. Not an easy one.

-=.oOMAJULAH ALG UNTUK NEGARAOo.=-_

Comic: I LOVE MEDICINE

COMIC NOT SUITABLE FOR ALEVEL MEDICINE STUDENTS. Esp those bthces who will terasa

CLICK FOR FULL IMAGE.

TAHNKS FOR READING. NO thanks for pasting it to ur ALM fren. lolz

INFOGRAPHIC: Malaysian Radio Air Time

Hi, i'm lot, and when i'm not blogging, playing games, or sleeping, i listen to the radio! Yes indeed!

Here is how i feel how the Malaysian Radio Airs, (referring to English stations in specific) (or not so specific)

I spend around 2 hours in a traffic jam everytime i go out to the city. And after my not careful observation, and my fictional facts, here is what i made of what i heard.

NOTE: (should be DJs talking about stupid things rather than stupid DJs. because everybody knows DJs are people who AREnt STUPID, and )

note again: i havent gone out once, and not listen to a lady gaga, rihanna, or kesha song.

note punya note: thanks for reading the notes. happy holidays. merry xmas. happy new year. selamat tunaikan yuran.

New Clear Skies

NUCLEAR POWER. NUCLEAR ENERGY. Besides generating gigaWatts of power over time, it also generates ignorance. And stupidity. Gigalancaus of stupidity. Who am i to say this, well, i am an observer jek. 

And for me to say this, i must come up with proof. And here is proof.

For personal reasons, mainly, educating a small portion of the public, i do not want to censor the names.

(sebenarnya lupa and malas nk padam nama)

anyway, let me tell you, that firstly, Chernobyl is not in Russia. Russland. whatever. 

And i quote from the wikipedia page

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chernobyl_disaster

Causes

There were two official explanations of the accident: the first, subsequently acknowledged as erroneous, was published in August 1986 and effectively placed the blame on the power plant operators. To investigate the causes of the accident the IAEA created a group known as theInternational Nuclear Safety Advisory Group (INSAG), which in its report of 1986, INSAG-1, on the whole also supported this view, based on the data provided by the Soviets and the oral statements of specialists.^[57] In this view, the catastrophic accident was caused by gross violations of operating rules and regulations. "During preparation and testing of the turbine generator under run-down conditions using the auxiliary load, personnel disconnected a series of technical protection systems and breached the most important operational safety provisions for conducting a technical exercise

Some people dont even care to read a short Wikipedia article before making such stupid statements. 

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chernobyl

>>

Chernobyl (IPA: [tɕɪˈrnobɨlʲ]) or Chornobyl (Ukrainian: Чорнобиль, pronounced [tʃɔrˈnɔbɪlʲ]), is an abandoned city in northern Ukraine, in Kiev Oblast (Province), near the border withBelarus. The city used to be the administrative center of the Chernobyl Raion since 1932.

Its not hard to copy and paste is it now?

Chernobyl (disaster) happened because of carelessness, and 'improper conduct'. I, as a science student of ALG, which has to read Nuclear issues for my oral examination, am appalled by stupid Malaysians.

OK, saya ulang balik bagi mereka yang tak faham. 

Chernobyl != Russia. Chernobyl != Nuclear plants are dangerous. 

!= means not equal. 

The last thing i want is people saying NO TO NUCLEAR POWER without knowing anything. People shouting NO TO POWER, REMEMBER CHERNOBYL without reading why it happened. We, not we, YOU, are educated. READ before you PROTEST. Jangan jadi anjing mereka

Those who do not remember the past are condemned to repeat it.George Santayana

George Santayana

Ask almost any Malaysian student, who is, George Santayana. And they will answer

HOW THE F*ck SHOULD I KNOW

Well, let me tell you now, because you have forgotten.Let me tell you WHY you should not forget.

In buku Sejarah (text) when you were in school, the on which you so often read and memorised word for word, there was this sentence. Or Quote, and it said

Those who cannot remember the past are condemned to repeat it.

George Santayana, The Life of Reason, Volume 1, 1905

- More quotations on: [The Past]

(more quotes here)
being the resource person i am, i have pasted the quote. This quote, is found at every start of the Sejarah Text book. And at the end of every chapter in SEjarah TEXT BOOK. Now, in case you dont know, the young generation often fucks up. that is normal. But fucking up in the same places, in the same fucking situations, is not normal.

Mr Santayana has prepared a quote, for us, to ponder. Or which we once pondered. Instead of just memorizing buku teks tu, how bout, we remember a quote or two. how bout, instead of worrying about your fucking grades, you actually remember something you learn to apply in your life.

SEjarah A1. Scholarship A Class. Spm STRAIGHT A. pui. diu. mahai. prangai still like shit. i didnt get straight A SPM. i have alasan to be a douche. whats yours? dont have one? yeah, youre a douche

OK, so instead of memorizing damn quotes about love, passion, and konon cool sounding quotes, written by some twilight fan, lets remember this one. just for once.

Those who cannot remember the past are condemned to repeat it.

Semi Comic: HL MILK IS GOOD FOR UR HEALTH

tags: HL MILK, HL CHOCOLATE MILK

HL MILK ROOLS. PAQ Q GOODAY lolz

im not really in the mood of writing as you can guess, maybe cause theres nothign fucked up to write about.